The Old Spice Guy… we all know him from the commercials at the movie theatre… he is entertaining…

links to The Old Spice Guy's youtube videos

and we all know what he smells like, right?

well, maybe not…

does Old Spice Guy smell like a possum… or is his odor awesome?

I’m not really sure…

his attraction must be more than just a scent…

his irresistibly squeezeable man muscles for sure.

Or is OSG just an image to be deflated?

He seems to really think a lot of himself…

“are you now neck-deep in the sweet waters of friendship and trust” he asks?

He sure is a smooth talker…

but does he have the action too?

“anything is possible when your man smells like old spice”

Q: Do I really want to have a wind like him?

“look at your man now back at me” …

dude, now you’re really creeping me out, this sounds exactly like a comparison affair!

I have to wonder if he really knows what love is (like my man Forrest? )

Not sure what Forrest smelled like…

but I’m Just Thinkin’ I’ve got a better scent…

it’s called Smells Like Jesus

Smells Like Jesus? I’m Thinkin’ that this fragrance is more like Dolce and Gabbana, than The Old Spice Man…

and whatever Jesus smelled like, count me in!

What do you think Jesus smelled like?